I'm back for some odd well I guess boredom mainly, I can't find someone fun who isn't an asshole I guess. I can be funny and I can be nice but only if you allow me to be so if you bite I won't be scared to bite back as I have done before. I have met 1 too many people on here some decent ones and some (insert whatever disgusting word you want to) that are just disrespectful; I'm quite honest and just be honest with me. This is not my real address when we talk I can tell you where I actually live because in the past people I have seen people on know on here. I'm up for a good chat if you are so just say hi and the occasionalwink is okay but not too many because I'm not afraid to block anyone. I'm fun when I drink and if you don't drink then we'll your boring, enough of me chatting crap just message me and find out how crazy I am.
P.s I have no photo because I'm lazy not because I am a man. I have no issue sending a face pic privately once...

i love getting hot and horny somewhere risque

An independent woman looking for new experiences

So...new to this, I am a female, blue eyes and blonde size 10 looking for no strings attached fun.
I work very hard and do not have a lot of spare time, I can be shy when I first meet someone but I am just a normal no issues kind of girl.
I am not looking for any emotional attachment and as for sex I am just looking for something normal.
I would preferably like a regular thing with one person
Please I am new to this site so no dirty talk as its really not my thing sorry. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

fun loveing up for laugh a weekend animal and loves it .horny but no hoe .traveller gal so if that afends move off my page im very firey and honest will say has it is bit like marmite luv me or hate me wat ever way i dnt give a fuck .im bbw and proud to be so if thats prob jog on mwah.happy dayz whoop whoop xxxwat am I looking 4 wat r any of us really looking 4 hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hi
Am an obviously mature. obviously large, unhappily married lady and yes I obviously have big boobs. well actually big all over (for those in touch with their feminine side dress size 20 and bra size 38-40H).
Don't really know what I am looking for but possibly a good FWB without actually being friends as I wouldn't want to ruin any of my good friendships.
I cannot accommodate and open to suggestions but am not into back seats of cars in broad daylight thanks.
Thanks for looking and if I don't float you boat good luck in your search.
P.S. Oh haven't put any interests/hobbies/passions down as don't think anyone on here is really interested in that side of me.

UPDATE ... NO FACE PIC ON PROFILE... NO RESPONSE TO MAIL ..
NOT ON HERE FOR SEX CHAT or WEBCAM.... IM REAL ....FOR REAL MEETS... Hello, I'm a Friendly, Bubbly, Mature Lady, I have a good social of friends, I'm fairly laid back ,But don't take me for a fool, I know what I'm looking for. I don't have a particular type but I am choosy. I'm happy with my life, but would be nice to share it with guys I'm attracted too. Im not looking for lots of partners,.But a few would be nice haha, What do I seek mmmmm, Well ... . I know what I like and like what I know. I am very opened minded, likes to have a laugh, enjoys life... So ... What are you waiting for xx Will only answer mail with face pic and local , xx
I WILL SURVIVE..... IM IN NO RUSH xx

So I am into train spotting! I have my anorak and book and pencil. I like to watch paint dry as one of my greatest hobbies!
I am very forward and out going for a spotter and don't mix well in the train club! Hurts my feelings!
I like to play snap and guess who also. Which can be a really fun night with chips and dips! Wow this girl really knows how to spoil her friends!
On weekends I like to really let lose and watch those funny films with the subtitles. Don't get any of it! But oh how I love to laugh at them!
I am looking for my knight in shinny tin foil to come rescue me from "wild forest of never gonna get a man" "and cats for the singleton".
I have massive feet so glass slippers are so over rated anyway!
So if you think your the person up for this truely amazing position then pls don't hesitate any longer! (I'm not getting any younger)!
Pls send CV's in private messages for all who wants this job and good luck out there!! (Your so gonna need it!). Must have great sense of humour and...

***** I am sick and tired of time wasters and of being let down ***** Hi, I am looking for a long term relationship (either NSA or with SA) with ONE guy for regular fun to satisfy my sexual needs and appetite. I prefer to accommodate (although he must be okay with dogs and cats), but I can travel within reason. I have moderate level athetoid cerebral palsy (CP) and am a wheelchair user but I have a healthy lifestyle and appetite, so you should be open minded, patient and be willing to experiment. I am willing to answer any questions or concerns from genuinely interested guys. NO TIME WASTERS please - only guys who genuinely want long term fun and who are willing to look past my CP should message me. Thank you! ***** UPDATE 25/09/14: Requests for more pics will be ignored/refused. ***** ***** UPDATE 25/09/14: I get inundated with messages and winks; although this is very flattering indeed, please do not contact me again if I do not get back to you.... I am looking for one guy to have regular meets with and there has to be some physical attraction for me to sleep with a...

I'm looking for a friend with benefits.
(Not a relationship )
I am easy going , laid back, plain , simple lady. That likes to live life. I like Reggea, R & B, lovers Rock music, dancing,socialising , reading, cooking. Dining out, cinema, walks by the river and most of all I love to laugh . If you are under 35 yrs old. I'm flattered and I'm sorry. But no thank you. I am not here to judge as I don't like to be judged........... But Married ( attached , separated . Unhappy ) men r not For me.........

I'm 28, single and just want some no strings mutually enjoyable fun with men between 21-35. Not interested in people who spin lines saying one thing.. Then treat me like dirt.. Just had one of those and safe to say Ive lost some confidence Not interested in time wasting or pushy people either

OK, where do i start, looking for someone on same wave length as me. .xxx

Need some fun, so back to see if there's anyone new and enticing for a bubbly large girl... Answers on a postcard pls Make it daring, don't make it just about the bedroom... add a bit of foreplay (mentally) into it Just so not to delude anyone, I'm not a small girl... and I'm not ashamed to be me, I'm a size 20 for those that need to know! ;-)

*Update* Been doing some soul searching and not sure this is right for me. Initially here for me and some casual nsa. It now seems to have turned into an exercise of battling the one liner brigade, shielding from (more often than not) unattractive dick pics and massaging the male egos of some of you chaps. So I'm taking some time out to evaluate my home situation and try to figure out what I want. If you have my email address and want to msg me, that's fine but please don't expect either a speedy reply or a response you might want to hear. Thanks L x I am not married but there isn't an option for long standing but unfulfilled relationship! Easy going, open minded fun loving and looking for some discreet mutual fun. Am not the kind to put it about so would prefer on going rather than one off but would need to be nsa. I am a busty and curvy size 18. If you prefer slim women I am not for you. However if you love curves and BIG bums then get in touch!

No married men

I'm wise and don't stand for any BS.
And that's all you need to know at the mo!
I have removed the bj behind the marquee bit. It has clearly offended a couple of guys which is very surprising due to the fact they are on this type of website?

hi 50 year old lady sometimes, looking for a male or two who is dom to satisfy my needs husband approves not looking for new partner just regular sex partner for fun and anything else that follows very sub but not into pain i do not reply to winks or i want to meet you sorry

light on light off doesnt matter, on top missionary both can be extremely pleasing if u can handle a long legged adventurous girlie that ticks most guys boxes then pls get my attention and see if you tick all my boxes. Here a few to start us off yes I do swallow I like foreplay and do expect hours to those only lasting minutes. size does matter so any one not measuring up length and girth both necessary i can take it if u can give it, todays position would have to be me bent over and my ideal guy entering my pussy following a good fingering/ fisting i want a man who lasts foreplay is a must and should work both ways let me tease you and tickle you with my two handed treat

I am not looking for a relationship at the moment as it is the first time in eleven years I have been single and to sound rather naff I am concentrating on myself for now. However, a good laugh and perhaps more is certainly not something I want to miss out on and of course essential for one's health!!

I'm 28, single and just want some no strings mutually enjoyable fun with men between 21-35. Not interested in time wasting or pushy people either

I'm looking for no strings fun with a guy in his late 20s to late 40s.
Ideally you'll live in London or Surrey; or have reason to travel to London. I'm looking for weekend meets initially but can do midweek with a bit of notice. I can't accommodate at the moment but that doesn't have to be a problem; neither does your marital status.
If you want any of the following I'm NOT the woman you want to message.
You want to swap lots of dirty photos before we even meet.
You're looking for someone to webcam with
You want me to join a 3some 4some or moresome
You want to invite me to go dogging or to a swingers party I'm sure I haven't just eliminated everyone, so if you want a chat get in touch...x

Honest,friendly and easy going and like a laugh. Honest,friendly,somebody that knows what they want in life.

IF I CANT SEE YOUR FACE ON YOUR MESSAGE OR PROFILE YOU WILL BE IGNORED! NO EXCEPTIONS. I am 31 year old bbw married woman. My hubby loves to watch me be fucked by hung males and I especially love BBC! My favourite is rough, hard and dirty sex with spanking, slapping and throat holding! You need to be dominant and confident and happy for my hubby to watch while you perform ;) I don't like Anal or water sports but most other things are good. I prefer proper session either in your house or a hotel where we share the cost! I also have a sexy black dom who I like to play with , with other couples! So take your pic ! Lol! I DONT HAVE PERMISSION TO PLAY ALONE No time wastes or pic collectors. I am happy to have a MMF also but my hubby does not join in. I prefer my men between 28-43 years of age, good looking and if you are built you will go straight to the top of my list ;)

I'looking for someone very naughty ,,,,,,,,,,,Just for a naughty time ...but you never know what the futur store somewhere ...when you try once you never go back ...
I have a passion for someone somewhere
....

happily married 53 year old lady looking for well endowed black guys to pleasure me while while hubby watches and films us, get intouch with an email then we can exchange pics .

Bright, bubbly, blonde with brains! Free spirit required...........

Just a horny lady looking for a little naughty chat and role play. If you fit the bill come message just so there is no confusion the roleplay takes place on here not in real life .... and for all you guys that have managed to read my profile please respect my wishes and do not ask for me to give you my phone number or expect to chat on whatsapp or kik etc as i keep this on here for my own safety. I love outdoor fun and fantasy and playing games / role play. I like being treated like a lady outside and less so in the bed or woods! Like being touched up by strangers and then taken roughly behind the bushes -- and on buses in public places, lifts etc- it happened once a man in a lift kept touching me every day on my way to work. I'd feel him hard behind me and then keep touching me up, then finally he put his hand inside my skirt after turning it round carefully, ( all the while people crammed in around us!) and then once when the lift was tightly packed he entered me from...

Hi, and nice to meet you!
Couple here looking to have fun and meet nice and happy new people!!!!

I am here at the request of my partner because he has a thing about watching me with other men, and I am happy to indulge his wishes. We are both straight and he usually just watches but may join in to share me. We prefer confident, educated, professional men who are available to meet within a reasonable distance (west London or Thames valley).
To be considered, you must be able to accommodate at weekends or in the evening. We will ask to see a recent face photo. Married, attached or single. 20 to 55. Might consider suitable couples or partners who like to watch too.
We are genuine but will only reply to those who meet the above requirements. PLEASE NOTE
Winks, no face photo, cock shots, can't provide accommodation or if you are unable to construct an intelligible sentence - then we are unlikely to reply.

Hi, I work full time, so please don't ask me for week day time meets, also don't contact me if you are unhappily married/in a bad relationship-if you are then either sort out your marriage/relationship or end it. Also, only looking to meet LOCAL guys aged between 21 & 50.
I'm not looking for multiple meets with lot's of guys. I would like to meet one particular guy for regular meets & if we both like one another who know's where it could lead to..... Also, you must like curvy gals with pretty faces x Oh & also I like tall men, preferably 6 foot plus, either really fit or chunky. With powerful careers, a cheeky salesman, or have a trade ie good at DIY, tiling etc. xx Must drive. xx & must be shaved or waxed x

Love a man who knows what to do to make me happy and I know what to do to make you happy!!!! Enjoying looking and trying whats on offer lol. Not ready for an exclusive relationship YET but who knows. Looking for sense of humour, nice eyes and kissable mouth, oh and a .....xx

Im strong,sensual & have LOADS of stamina....because Im a Fitness Instructor. My guys seem to have been a tad younger than me..23 & 22 respectively,with athletic physiques & plenty of gung-ho,but I am looking for someone slightly older,who doesn't just want a one-off experience.
Would like to make more of a connection with someone-chemistry is EVERYTHING!!! The more you get to know someone,the better the sex is...:O))
Im muscular,have 5 small tattoos & a few peircings-ears & belly button. I will try most things,IF Im comfortable with the man Im with,but that takes time & effort-on your part.,so the more we meet,the more will happen.Hoping to do other stuff with my man,other than just "bedroom aerobics",so if you fancy more of a connection,without the strings,I could be for you.
Im normal & fairly straight,so if you have too many kinks,please pass me by.
Also,if you are married or more than 30miles away and can't travel,forget it...
And finally....REALLY like tall guys...5;10" minimum....I wear 6" heels & dont want to tower over you..:O)) Update-as some of you seem to go blind reading one of the lines in my profile,I will put it capital letters..........I DON'T DATE MARRIED MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Bring on the...

Hi there, I'm Sue, thank you for dropping by my profile.
I am a kind and considerate ample lady with a sexy bum thats a large handfull, if that sort of thing turns you on...hope so.
I have been told I have an extremely sensitive part of my body...and I'm not going to tell you till we get to chat sometime.
I expect consideration as it will be given in return.
I am hopefully looking for one man that I could love and be loved by in return.
I would like to hopefully play as a couple with my man with another couple in the future.
PS. Sadly large bodied men do nothing for me, sorry if that's you. ....WARNINGS....PLEASE HEED....
I WON'T tolerate married or attached men on their own contacting me.
I do NOT want a toy boy, so if you are younger than 48, then please DO NOT contact me.
Also if you are more than a 45 mins drive away from me, please do NOT contact me....be realistic.
FAILURE to heed these WARNINGS will result in NO replies to you messages....YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD.

Hounslow couple looking for a confident Bull

*Interracial only* I understand this site is about finding a hookup partner, but I refuse to be spoken to nor treated like sex worker offering free-bees. I enjoy sex, but I REFUSE to be disrespected. If you can live with that, then we can chat and see if we click.
If not, good luck. ****************************************************************************************************** What exactly am I looking for - you should: be tall, good looking/HOT; have a big cock; have a nice body; discreet; open minded and not hung up on yourself. If/when we chat and exchange pics, I am who I am. If we are to meet, and you a) are not whom you claimed to be b) no longer look like your pics or c) never looked like your pics; it will be an extremely short meeting. I'm tolerant of alot of things, but lying is not one of them. No pic - NO reply. If you can't be bothered to fill out your profile, don't bother contacting me. IF I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU, I AM NOT GOING TO MEET YOU. My profile is real:: asking if it is real will not guarantee a reply. CAM:: Not my thing. However, before meeting in...

Please Note. I. AM NOT INTERESTED IN MEN UNDER THE AGE OF 50yrs. Don't contact me you will not get a response and I am even less interested in men showing me their bits.
I am here to meet somebody, get to know them and see what happens. I like the finer things in life. To the men on here that is looking for NSA and want to be accommodated PLEASE do not contact me.
If you are prepared to wine, dine and spoil me then and only then should you make contact. Don't waste my time and yours.

Smart, sexy, professional, confident and independent lady who is seeking some passion, intimacy and sensuous fun - plain and simple. I am looking for a regular booty call and nothing more. If you are looking for someone who will write you love letters on foggy mirrors or hold hands while stargazing then I suggest you jog on. About you: You are smart, professional, confident, TALL, dark and handsome. You live locally. You can believe it's not butter. You are adventurous. You take care of your body and look hot You are able to spell and don't use text speak. And to all you gorgeous guys - If I dont reply to your message it is because you are not what I am looking for thats all.

Looking for fun... But you have to wine and dine me first.. A little romance goes a long way .... I may not be your type or vice versa but if you cannot be polite and respectful, please do not contact me. Thank you.

ok little bit about what im looking for ,looking for someone who i can have some fun with,if the right person comes along possibly long term relationship,not into one night stands also only like tall guys ,so anyone under 6ft please dont message .Would like to try out sub/dom role,so any men looking for a sub your welcome to message me ,anyway think thats enough info for now .SO hope to hear from you soon