I'm back for some odd well I guess boredom mainly, I can't find someone fun who isn't an asshole I guess. I can be funny and I can be nice but only if you allow me to be so if you bite I won't be scared to bite back as I have done before. I have met 1 too many people on here some decent ones and some (insert whatever disgusting word you want to) that are just disrespectful; I'm quite honest and just be honest with me. This is not my real address when we talk I can tell you where I actually live because in the past people I have seen people on know on here. I'm up for a good chat if you are so just say hi and the occasionalwink is okay but not too many because I'm not afraid to block anyone. I'm fun when I drink and if you don't drink then we'll your boring, enough of me chatting crap just message me and find out how crazy I am.
P.s I have no photo because I'm lazy not because I am a man. I have no issue sending a face pic privately once...

So...new to this, I am a female, blue eyes and blonde size 10 looking for no strings attached fun.
I work very hard and do not have a lot of spare time, I can be shy when I first meet someone but I am just a normal no issues kind of girl.
I am not looking for any emotional attachment and as for sex I am just looking for something normal.
I would preferably like a regular thing with one person
Please I am new to this site so no dirty talk as its really not my thing sorry. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

Spontaneous
Witty
Kind
Genuine
Loving
Romantic
Sexy
Submissive and spontaneous
Knows what I like
Willing to try new things I like to go to the gym, keep fi, spa breaks, dining out, and shopping. Like to please my man xx

fun loveing up for laugh a weekend animal and loves it .horny but no hoe .traveller gal so if that afends move off my page im very firey and honest will say has it is bit like marmite luv me or hate me wat ever way i dnt give a fuck .im bbw and proud to be so if thats prob jog on mwah.happy dayz whoop whoop xxxwat am I looking 4 wat r any of us really looking 4 hmmmmmmmmmmmm

looking for one regular sex partner !!!!!!!!!!!!

What can I say? Yes I like sex. Will try most things, well I kinda have, but I'm sure there are things you can think of! BUT definitely not into pain & no S&M! Not into 1 night stands. Want someone to meet again & again as sex just gets better the more you meet and learn about each other. Wanting to explore each other and themes and ideas together. Like to chat first & exchange some pics too!. If you can get me to laugh a bonus, for me, that is.
Also I love to dance. Time wasters, and there have been a few, go away. Younger guys, well so long as you're not too young!

Hi
Am an obviously mature. obviously large, unhappily married lady and yes I obviously have big boobs. well actually big all over (for those in touch with their feminine side dress size 20 and bra size 38-40H).
Don't really know what I am looking for but possibly a good FWB without actually being friends as I wouldn't want to ruin any of my good friendships.
I cannot accommodate and open to suggestions but am not into back seats of cars in broad daylight thanks.
Thanks for looking and if I don't float you boat good luck in your search.
P.S. Oh haven't put any interests/hobbies/passions down as don't think anyone on here is really interested in that side of me.

UPDATE ... NO FACE PIC ON PROFILE... NO RESPONSE TO MAIL ..
NOT ON HERE FOR SEX CHAT or WEBCAM.... IM REAL ....FOR REAL MEETS... Hello, I'm a Friendly, Bubbly, Mature Lady, I have a good social of friends, I'm fairly laid back ,But don't take me for a fool, I know what I'm looking for. I don't have a particular type but I am choosy. I'm happy with my life, but would be nice to share it with guys I'm attracted too. Im not looking for lots of partners,.But a few would be nice haha, What do I seek mmmmm, Well ... . I know what I like and like what I know. I am very opened minded, likes to have a laugh, enjoys life... So ... What are you waiting for xx Will only answer mail with face pic and local , xx
I WILL SURVIVE..... IM IN NO RUSH xx

***** I am sick and tired of time wasters and of being let down ***** Hi, I am looking for a long term relationship (either NSA or with SA) with ONE guy for regular fun to satisfy my sexual needs and appetite. I prefer to accommodate (although he must be okay with dogs and cats), but I can travel within reason. I have moderate level athetoid cerebral palsy (CP) and am a wheelchair user but I have a healthy lifestyle and appetite, so you should be open minded, patient and be willing to experiment. I am willing to answer any questions or concerns from genuinely interested guys. NO TIME WASTERS please - only guys who genuinely want long term fun and who are willing to look past my CP should message me. Thank you! ***** UPDATE 25/09/14: Requests for more pics will be ignored/refused. ***** ***** UPDATE 25/09/14: I get inundated with messages and winks; although this is very flattering indeed, please do not contact me again if I do not get back to you.... I am looking for one guy to have regular meets with and there has to be some physical attraction for me to sleep with a...

I'm looking for a friend with benefits.
(Not a relationship )
I am easy going , laid back, plain , simple lady. That likes to live life. I like Reggea, R & B, lovers Rock music, dancing,socialising , reading, cooking. Dining out, cinema, walks by the river and most of all I love to laugh . If you are under 35 yrs old. I'm flattered and I'm sorry. But no thank you. I am not here to judge as I don't like to be judged........... But Married ( attached , separated . Unhappy ) men r not For me.........

Have thought long & hard & I am so very curious about being with a woman.
I watch same sex videos on pornhub & the masturbation videos . I am very turned on by them.
Need to see what this is in me.

Need some fun, so back to see if there's anyone new and enticing for a bubbly large girl... Answers on a postcard pls Make it daring, don't make it just about the bedroom... add a bit of foreplay (mentally) into it Just so not to delude anyone, I'm not a small girl... and I'm not ashamed to be me, I'm a size 20 for those that need to know! ;-)

*Update* Been doing some soul searching and not sure this is right for me. Initially here for me and some casual nsa. It now seems to have turned into an exercise of battling the one liner brigade, shielding from (more often than not) unattractive dick pics and massaging the male egos of some of you chaps. So I'm taking some time out to evaluate my home situation and try to figure out what I want. If you have my email address and want to msg me, that's fine but please don't expect either a speedy reply or a response you might want to hear. Thanks L x I am not married but there isn't an option for long standing but unfulfilled relationship! Easy going, open minded fun loving and looking for some discreet mutual fun. Am not the kind to put it about so would prefer on going rather than one off but would need to be nsa. I am a busty and curvy size 18. If you prefer slim women I am not for you. However if you love curves and BIG bums then get in touch!

How do I set my filters so I don't have to see profile pics of cocks? Come on fellas, have a bit of dignity for crying out loud! To describe myself...
Physically- I'm 42 years old, 5'7" tall, size 12. I have shoulder length reddish hair and green eyes. I am indeed a married woman, but allow me to make something clear. The fact that I don't necessarily know what I'm looking for on here does not automatically translate to 'bored housewife needs a shag'. I also want to say (scream) that I have absolutely no desire to be a married man's naughty secret. My own marriage is an open one, and I will not be party to the lies and deceit so many assume I will partake in. I want to communicate with single guys only please, and if you are married, ask your wife's permission, then come back. Now that my gripes are out of the way, I will confirm that I'm actually quite a nice girl really...honestly...I am!

I'm wise and don't stand for any BS.
And that's all you need to know at the mo!
I have removed the bj behind the marquee bit. It has clearly offended a couple of guys which is very surprising due to the fact they are on this type of website?

hi 50 year old lady sometimes, looking for a male or two who is dom to satisfy my needs husband approves not looking for new partner just regular sex partner for fun and anything else that follows very sub but not into pain i do not reply to winks or i want to meet you sorry

I am not looking for a relationship at the moment as it is the first time in eleven years I have been single and to sound rather naff I am concentrating on myself for now. However, a good laugh and perhaps more is certainly not something I want to miss out on and of course essential for one's health!!

I'm looking for no strings fun with a guy in his late 20s to late 40s.
Ideally you'll live in London or Surrey; or have reason to travel to London. I'm looking for weekend meets initially but can do midweek with a bit of notice. I can't accommodate at the moment but that doesn't have to be a problem; neither does your marital status.
If you want any of the following I'm NOT the woman you want to message.
You want to swap lots of dirty photos before we even meet.
You're looking for someone to webcam with
You want me to join a 3some 4some or moresome
You want to invite me to go dogging or to a swingers party I'm sure I haven't just eliminated everyone, so if you want a chat get in touch...x

Honest,friendly and easy going and like a laugh. Honest,friendly,somebody that knows what they want in life.

I'looking for someone very naughty ,,,,,,,,,,,Just for a naughty time ...but you never know what the futur store somewhere ...when you try once you never go back ...
I have a passion for someone somewhere
....

happily married 53 year old lady looking for well endowed black guys to pleasure me while while hubby watches and films us, get intouch with an email then we can exchange pics .

Just a horny lady looking for a little naughty chat and role play. If you fit the bill come message just so there is no confusion the roleplay takes place on here not in real life .... and for all you guys that have managed to read my profile please respect my wishes and do not ask for me to give you my phone number or expect to chat on whatsapp or kik etc as i keep this on here for my own safety. I love outdoor fun and fantasy and playing games / role play. I like being treated like a lady outside and less so in the bed or woods! Like being touched up by strangers and then taken roughly behind the bushes -- and on buses in public places, lifts etc- it happened once a man in a lift kept touching me every day on my way to work. I'd feel him hard behind me and then keep touching me up, then finally he put his hand inside my skirt after turning it round carefully, ( all the while people crammed in around us!) and then once when the lift was tightly packed he entered me from...

Hi, and nice to meet you!
Couple here looking to have fun and meet nice and happy new people!!!!

I am here at the request of my partner because he has a thing about watching me with other men, and I am happy to indulge his wishes. We are both straight and he usually just watches but may join in to share me. We prefer confident, educated, professional men who are available to meet within a reasonable distance (west London or Thames valley).
To be considered, you must be able to accommodate at weekends or in the evening. We will ask to see a recent face photo. Married, attached or single. 20 to 55. Might consider suitable couples or partners who like to watch too.
We are genuine but will only reply to those who meet the above requirements. PLEASE NOTE
Winks, no face photo, cock shots, can't provide accommodation or if you are unable to construct an intelligible sentence - then we are unlikely to reply.

Firstly my age is 57 not 47 prob with my typing but dont look look me age......... DONT MEET SMOKERS OR ANYBODY WHO HAS SMOKED!!! Also not into men who have public hairs....sorry Happy bubbly lady looking for one nice gentkeman...I'm a size 20 so if your not happy with that please move along looking for good company in and out the bedroom and preferably on a regular basis ....i do not accommodate so if this is not for you please pass me by..... So if you like the sound of me please get in touch

I'm looking for NSA fun DATE from time to time. I'm single sexy with an healthy
appetite that need to be fulfilled . I would rather find a married/ man in a relationship so emotion don't get in the way !! Our main activity will be to have a great time & " self gratification" ! But during our short time together you will be the "P E R F E C T " date ! I enjoy drinks in bars/diner in nice restaurant /clubbing/theater etc... Hotels are most likely to keep it discreet for both parties and I cannot accommodate . I'm looking for a man who know to please a woman! Good kisser and good pussy eater only need apply .Men are like fine wine, so you must be over 35 ! I only fancy Caucasian male sorry if you have an accent event better. Yes, I know exactly what I want & what I need & I m not afraid to get it. I'm not into exchanging lots of emails. If we both fancy each other then we just get on with it. If you still reading this and I haven't scared you off then get in...

Hounslow couple looking for a confident Bull

Please Note. I. AM NOT INTERESTED IN MEN UNDER THE AGE OF 50yrs. Don't contact me you will not get a response and I am even less interested in men showing me their bits.
I am here to meet somebody, get to know them and see what happens. I like the finer things in life. To the men on here that is looking for NSA and want to be accommodated PLEASE do not contact me.
If you are prepared to wine, dine and spoil me then and only then should you make contact. Don't waste my time and yours.

Smart, sexy, professional, confident and independent lady who is seeking some passion, intimacy and sensuous fun - plain and simple. I am looking for a regular booty call and nothing more. If you are looking for someone who will write you love letters on foggy mirrors or hold hands while stargazing then I suggest you jog on. About you: You are smart, professional, confident, TALL, dark and handsome. You live locally. You can believe it's not butter. You are adventurous. You take care of your body and look hot You are able to spell and don't use text speak. And to all you gorgeous guys - If I dont reply to your message it is because you are not what I am looking for thats all.

Looking for fun... But you have to wine and dine me first.. A little romance goes a long way .... I may not be your type or vice versa but if you cannot be polite and respectful, please do not contact me. Thank you.

ok little bit about what im looking for ,looking for someone who i can have some fun with,if the right person comes along possibly long term relationship,not into one night stands also only like tall guys ,so anyone under 6ft please dont message .Would like to try out sub/dom role,so any men looking for a sub your welcome to message me ,anyway think thats enough info for now .SO hope to hear from you soon

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