I'm back for some odd well I guess boredom mainly, I can't find someone fun who isn't an asshole I guess. I can be funny and I can be nice but only if you allow me to be so if you bite I won't be scared to bite back as I have done before. I have met 1 too many people on here some decent ones and some (insert whatever disgusting word you want to) that are just disrespectful; I'm quite honest and just be honest with me. This is not my real address when we talk I can tell you where I actually live because in the past people I have seen people on know on here. I'm up for a good chat if you are so just say hi and the occasionalwink is okay but not too many because I'm not afraid to block anyone. I'm fun when I drink and if you don't drink then we'll your boring, enough of me chatting crap just message me and find out how crazy I am.
P.s I have no photo because I'm lazy not because I am a man. I have no issue sending a face pic privately once...

Hello Guys
I'm 5'1 have blue eyes and a cuddly medium build. I have a GSOH and I like to laugh and have a good bit of banter. I try not to take life to seriously but I do have three golden rules Trust Respect and Honesty. I'm looking for somebody I can connect with and start a D/d relationship with. I'm very open minded and enjoy playing. Good luck with your search. x

I have a pretty relaxed view about life, I am open minded enough to try most things at least once!! I can be a bit shy at first but do warm up nicely! I do have dry sense of humour and I'm not afraid to display it either.
I am looking to have a bit more fun in my life, with someone who has a similar view to life,with a brain, strong & fun character who will give as good as he gets..because I will!! Sorry but no married\ with partner, and if you can't be bothered to put a photo, then why should I be??

Hi Guys.....I am a bubbly blonde who has a positive outlook on life. I am genuine...and believe that total honesty is the best policy. If you are looking for a slim model figure looking lass then I am not for you....I have more of the curvaceous look. I am not interested in meeting guys that are married or into one night stands and definitely no timewasters. I like to get to know someone first and take things from there...thank you for looking at my profile. If you like what you read....be good to hear from you. If not, I wish you every success in your search. xx

"Hi there, Trixie here ;). Well I get stuck for something to put in these Bio things so I suppose if you want to know anything just ask me. I'd say I'm an exhibitionist! I couldn't live without sex, honestly I have to have it as often as possible! a lot of people call me "the controller" as I love to control and dominate and I'm proud of that because I'm out doing what I love the most ;) I have a lot of experience and love to tease so would like to think of myself as yummy teaser ;)!

Hi I am looking to find someone to spend some time with on a regular basis without all the strings of a full on relationship. Have been divorced for a year and am happy being on my own but miss the occasional night out for dinner etc Gentlemen. If you have no profile picture my filter is going to kick you out I'm afraid. I like to have an image of who I may be chatting to

Before we start - NO PICTURE NO REPLY
Then - If you're married, unhappily or not, don't bother. you may not like the reply
DON'T send me your unsolicited email address or mobile phone number because I will post them somewhere you won't like....then again, maybe you would...
I'm interested in men roughly 40 to 50. If you're older or younger don't send me a message.
I'm BLOCKING ALL Winkers so DON'T WINK - say something. sexy is great, stupid gets no reply
I can't be your favourite if we've never met.
I'm not at all interested in any guy under 30......I know this is Cougar Shag but I'm not interested in anyone young enough to be my son!!!!
I've been divorced 9 years, no children and no commitments. Intend on keeping it that way
Not looking for a partner, husband, boyfriend, sugar daddy, whatever.
I've really enjoyed this site...right now IF I meet anyone it's strictly NSA. I want it to stay that way.....
Not sure right now IF any future meetings with someone will happen.
First meeting in public place, no exceptions!!! See if we click. As some of you know, I've been offered a career change which...

Hello! Looking for no complications, and a nice normal man to help me get back in the game. Must play safe. I'm an average size 14, so if you want a supermodel, I'm not her but currently working on getting fit and losing some weight and looking to burn some calories outside the gym. If I happen to meet someone special along the way then great. Not looking to sleep around at all, just looking for one person to have some mutual fun with and explore some boundaries. I'm normal, sane, and looking for similar.

hiya guys ..... im all about hot sexy sweaty fun, and want some hard stiff xcitement... im up for most things...ruder and wetter the better but cnt accomadate ive got kissable tits, thick thighs and a phat ass with golden skin and long black hair ill keep u entertained 4 days xx I love my sweet black pussy sucked, fucked & tasted, try and make me squirt - i dare u! Will happily send pics only if serious x
Ps MUST be able to ACCOM!

Just wanna explore a bit more.......... ;) - " nothing ventured, nothing gained" COME ON !!

I'm looking for a friend with benefits.
(Not a relationship )
I am easy going , laid back, plain , simple lady. That likes to live life. I like Reggea, R & B, lovers Rock music, dancing,socialising , reading, cooking. Dining out, cinema, walks by the river and most of all I love to laugh . If you are under 35 yrs old. I'm flattered and I'm sorry. But no thank you. I am not here to judge as I don't like to be judged........... But Married ( attached , separated . Unhappy ) men r not For me.........

firstly if you aint got a sense of humour jog on im here to chat have a laugh and who knows !!!!! like tall dark and handsome men come say hi ............ but please if ur in ur twentys pass me by ......i have sons in that age group also not looking for one night stands at my age !!!!1someone honest,caring,funny is a must wont talk to pics of dicks (r u having a laugh !!!!)) but more than one pic is good as some dodgy fuckers out there if i aint your cup of tea pass me by but beware of creepies, nut jobs and bunni boilers !!!!! have fun be safe. Guys only interested if it 35 plus and already have children.........just being honest will not date anyone near my son's ages and I don't want more kids lool!!!!! looking for the prince among you all...................hhhmmmm r u there !!!!!!!! what you see is what you get theres different sites here rolled into one so im not what many of you think i am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Want to know what a BIG dick feels like, more than six inches & thick

* In the few short months I have been on this site, I find I have to specify that I am not 'easy'. It says what I'm looking for, this does not include one night stands, threesomes, and all that is under the umbrella of 'other' etc. You ~ A good education; conversation is stimulating. A decent physique; not a six pack. Attractive; not model looks, an average good looking man....these men are everywhere. Not pretentious, arrogant, egotistical and presumptuous; someone who is grounded. Someone who has dated women of colour; not someone who has dated women of colour because he has a fetish or exoticizes WoC either. Me ~ Gentle, tactile, soft and warm. I'm attracted to attractive gentle, tactile, soft, warm men (personality and profile). I'm a full blooded female with a very healthy libido. The subtle and creative profile is the key. I have no high expectations but expect you to be polite, friendly, approachable, warm and mature. I rarely respond to the younger 30 something or under. Physical intimacy is essential to my life; like good food, good wine, good conversation, good health and the air that I breathe. My senses are very highly developed ~...

Respectable foreign lady looking for a little fun wither it be texting, emails or casual hook ups or what ever else I might stumble upon. I am very specific in what I am looking for so if you don't get a response from me don't take it personally. Drop me a line and lets see where this go's. *STRICT SINGLE MEN ONLY POLICY*

Seeing what this is all about, would like some NSA fun on a regular basis with right person.
I'm down to earth, genuine and got some killer curves ;-)
I'm looking for someone to fulfil my wildest fantasies and if you catch me in the right mood I might well help fulfil yours too.

I like clean smelling nice guys with good manners , at least I do when I'm being an Angel......... !!! I like a tall man who can have a laugh and doesn't take himself too seriously ,but is confident and caring I teach all week , so have to be strait laced and sensible , but come the weekends , I like to let my hair down , I'm a joker at heart and love having a laugh.
I hate the gym and find it boring , so instead I try and go to Salsa dancing classes three times a week , which serves as my keep fit , as it's hot energetic and very , very sexy. I'm not looking for Mr Right , just Mr Right Now , as I work hard and need a playmate for fun at the weekends when I'm home .
Married men need not message me as I do not reply to men who are married , however unhappily married they say they are are , sorry !!

Well,
I am real women, very energetic, hot, sexy and lots to give. I am hoping to find real hot man who have lots of energy (in the bed) and have sense of humour, a man who open minded and willing to open his heart for me. Its really turn me on if you are a tall, Romantic, solvent, well educated and know how to treat women with respect. Please Note that I am looking for NON SMOKER only and a man who like one to one because I don't do three some.

*Update* Been doing some soul searching and not sure this is right for me. Initially here for me and some casual nsa. It now seems to have turned into an exercise of battling the one liner brigade, shielding from (more often than not) unattractive dick pics and massaging the male egos of some of you chaps. So I'm taking some time out to evaluate my home situation and try to figure out what I want. If you have my email address and want to msg me, that's fine but please don't expect either a speedy reply or a response you might want to hear. Thanks L x I am not married but there isn't an option for long standing but unfulfilled relationship! Easy going, open minded fun loving and looking for some discreet mutual fun. Am not the kind to put it about so would prefer on going rather than one off but would need to be nsa. I am a busty and curvy size 18. If you prefer slim women I am not for you. However if you love curves and BIG bums then get in touch!

I'm 34 and single, I enjoy a laugh, a bit of flirting and naughty chat. Am genuine and looking for a regular meet, if anything further develops then so be it, I'm not against a relationship if the right person came along and it felt right! If you're interested drop me a message PS I'd rather NOT be contacted by married men...

I'm 34 and single, I enjoy a laugh, a bit of flirting and naughty chat. Am genuine and looking for a regular meet, if anything further develops then so be it, I'm not against a relationship if the right person came along and it felt right! If you're interested drop me a message PS I'd rather not be contacted by married men...

I am looking for passionate physical and mental connection, with a man of similar age and outlook. I am attracted to warm, intelligent, kind and confident men, with a naughty streak. I feel very comfortable with men from different cultural and racial backgrounds. I hope to meet someone who will become a long term lover and partner, and i do intend to have as much fun as possible on the way.

I'm looking for a long term relationship with just one man. I'm on this site partly by accident, but I've stayed because I'm looking for a man with a high sex drive and thought this might be just the place to find him. I'm not interested in having sex with lots of different men. I want to have lots of sex with just one man. So if your profile says you're looking for something casual or no strings or if you're married; I won't reply to your messages. Also if you're much older or younger than me I wish you well, but I won't reply.
I am looking for someone a bit more adventurous than my previous partner was happy with to help me fulfill some fantasies. Don't be shy, send me a message.

Ok, well I've been single for 4 years now after a very long relationship. Took me a while to get used to it but loving the single life now.
I work hard and enjoy my free time but would like to share some of that time with someone. I'm not looking for a husband or even a partner although I would consider that if the right man came along, but I'm not looking for a quick shag either. I am just looking for a friend to spend good quality time with and to share some intimacy with. I like live music, theatre, cinema, eating out and travelling but am equally happy being at home in good company. If you like what you see and read please feel free to contact me. P.s guys I really don't like cock pics. I would much rather see pics of your face. Also please don't add me as a favourite if you haven't contacted me first.

Hi I am a 65 year old housewife looking for that little bit extra bubbly good sense of humour looking for a well hung guy heavy cummer would be nice sorry cannot accommodate travel only .xx

Well...Im an easy going sexy chick, enjoy having good company and i dont take life too seriously sometimes...u only live once!. I would like to meet and get to know confident men,generious,exciting and full of life. Xxx

I'm looking for no strings fun with a guy in his late 20s to late 40s.
Ideally you'll live in London or Surrey; or have reason to travel to London. I'm looking for weekend meets initially but can do midweek with a bit of notice. I can't accommodate at the moment but that doesn't have to be a problem; neither does your marital status.
If you want any of the following I'm NOT the woman you want to message.
You want to swap lots of dirty photos before we even meet.
You're looking for someone to webcam with
You want me to join a 3some 4some or moresome
You want to invite me to go dogging or to a swingers party I'm sure I haven't just eliminated everyone, so if you want a chat get in touch...x

IF I CANT SEE YOUR FACE ON YOUR MESSAGE OR PROFILE YOU WILL BE IGNORED! NO EXCEPTIONS. I am 31 year old bbw married woman. My hubby loves to watch me be fucked by hung males and I especially love BBC! My favourite is rough, hard and dirty sex with spanking, slapping and throat holding! You need to be dominant and confident and happy for my hubby to watch while you perform ;) I don't like Anal or water sports but most other things are good. I prefer proper session either in your house or a hotel where we share the cost! I also have a sexy black dom who I like to play with , with other couples! So take your pic ! Lol! I DONT HAVE PERMISSION TO PLAY ALONE No time wastes or pic collectors. I am happy to have a MMF also but my hubby does not join in. I prefer my men between 28-43 years of age, good looking and if you are built you will go straight to the top of my list ;)

Errrrrr................................ i'm pretty naive but curious about a lot of things... potentially a pretty exciting place to be i guess.........

Would you agree that naughty can be nice? If you do, I am sure you will enjoy thrillingly delicious naughty time with me...

Love sex which is why I'm on a risqu site, but do only want it within a relationship. Some of the sites on here are only about casual encounters but that's not for me. Would like just one regular lover, nothing heavy, not looking for the love of my life, but do want to be able to see an assertive, confident guy regularly thanks to the (frustratingly!) high libido.
Be nice to go out with them too, perhaps to live jazz venues (or is that a step too far lol?) but certainly where we can engage in some lively intelligent conversation.
Not into threesomes etc, nor guys who smoke, or much younger men plus as I want an honest relationship not interested if you're married or living with someone. I've met some really nice genuine guys through being on here, and been out with a few. I like to live life hopefully, so as not seeing anyone at the moment, I'm back here, looking and chatting - but to be clear not interested in just chat, am on here to meet someone.

hi my name is jo im looking for a sexy black male for fun amd friendship

Single black voluptuous female looking for... I will know when I come across it ;-) Thanks for viewing and your message X

IM UP FOR GRABS TODAY, WHOEVER WANTS ME CAN HAVE ME heres me in a nutshell I'm a tranny, yes that is me!, i thought id give you a list of words of what describe me or what im like and you can derive you own conclusion as to the type of lady i am. sexy, fun, discreet, willing, able, gorgeous, erotic, playful, horny, a minx, bbw, bubble butt, bigger than most but hotter than all. 29, dark skinned, mix origin, london, can accom, looking for attached, regualar play, into dark guys, up to 35, love being on my knees, the thrill of playing away, hairy guys turn me on, role play.....
i can go on but really and truly get in touch if you think you would be my type and if i am yours im a BBW Tran that's tall so if u into big women 'like me' then im your gal, just want something discreet If u not put off by my situation get in touchx xx
tessa

i like to get out and have some fun with the right person.

Just a horny lady looking for a little naughty chat and role play. If you fit the bill come message just so there is no confusion the roleplay takes place on here not in real life .... and for all you guys that have managed to read my profile please respect my wishes and do not ask for me to give you my phone number or expect to chat on whatsapp or kik etc as i keep this on here for my own safety. I love outdoor fun and fantasy and playing games / role play. I like being treated like a lady outside and less so in the bed or woods! Like being touched up by strangers and then taken roughly behind the bushes -- and on buses in public places, lifts etc- it happened once a man in a lift kept touching me every day on my way to work. I'd feel him hard behind me and then keep touching me up, then finally he put his hand inside my skirt after turning it round carefully, ( all the while people crammed in around us!) and then once when the lift was tightly packed he entered me from...

Hi, and nice to meet you!
Couple here looking to have fun and meet nice and happy new people!!!!

Hi I'm a hot, horny, hottie looking for a man to satisfy my voracious sexual appetite. I love experimenting in the bedroom and other places too. In fact the more sex the better as far as I'm concerned... any time, any place, any where... as the saying goes. I'm looking for someone to fulfil my wildest fantasies and if you catch me in the right mood I might well help fulfil yours too. Drop me a line and let's arrange to get at it soon." My husband is a lot older than me cannot full my desires. can you. Are there any real men out there not found one yet begining to think that they do not exist.
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I am here at the request of my partner because he has a thing about watching me with other men, and I am happy to indulge his wishes. We are both straight and he usually just watches but may join in to share me. We prefer confident, educated, professional men who are available to meet within a reasonable distance (west London or Thames valley).
To be considered, you must be able to accommodate at weekends or in the evening. We will ask to see a recent face photo. Married, attached or single. 20 to 55. Might consider suitable couples or partners who like to watch too.
We are genuine but will only reply to those who meet the above requirements. PLEASE NOTE
Winks, no face photo, cock shots, can't provide accommodation or if you are unable to construct an intelligible sentence - then we are unlikely to reply.

Hello nice to meet you. Thank you for looking at my profile, I'll only chat if you have a face picture and not into married men I'm afraid. Like a guy to be tall, little to no hair, tattoo s are a plus and just be honest so many just talk out there arse on here. Cheers xx

So after a couple of months on here I'm now looking for just 1 sex partner.thanks for the fun guys but now need the one who can experiment with me:))if your married please don't contact me as it's not worth the grief and this is ment to be all about fun.xx

hi there, not too sure what im looking for but maybe have a chat, dates and just see what happens, i have no set rules just go with the flow.
I dont look at my winks so if you want to make contact best way is to send me a message ok update!
i wont respond to those without a pic also manners cost nothing so i appreciate those who send polite messages as appose to those who send messages like "fancy a fuck" also it does take a long time to get through messages on a daily basis and sometimes i do aaccidentally miss some, this isnt personal!

Ok a little about me... well i'm a 32 year old female, Only seeking no strings attached. I have not got a picture on display due to personal reasons but i'm not hideously ugly and will provide a picture if i feel interested enough in you ;-)
I'm looking for a friend as well as a lover, someone i can just chill out with and have a laugh with as well as having great sex obviously hehe I am a plus size lady size 16-18 so if that's not your thing please keep on looking. And please send me a message if you want to contact me not just a wink!

Hi, ONLY CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE 100% SINGLE AND CAN ACCOMODATE.
I'm friendly outgoing and love a laugh. I'm looking for a friends with benefits.
If you message me and I don't reply it's simply because I don't think we are suited for one reason or another. But I wish everyone luck on there search for naughtiness. Enjoy x I'm a 38dd and a size 18. I prefer well endowed men ;) and shaved or trimmed x Ps please have a photo of some sort or the message won't be read. Looking for a man aged between around 30 to 42 xxx I'm more than happy to send face pics if we get chatting and connect but can't upload them on here because of my job x PS I'd like to add these pics were taken on holiday. I have better taste in tiles ;0) x

once upon a time ....

Looking for a proper man! Decent conversation and a laugh. The man needs to be very capable and assertive.
I'm not interested in being a cougar so no one under 30 please. And on the same token no fossils either. 50 ish the max. I will not respond to a hi or a how's you. I prefer tall men over 5'10!
Apart from that I'm a good laugh and keen to broaden my horizons

Require discrete nsa liason, more than a one nite stand

I want a Tall, (preferably 6ft+ or at least taller than me! Lol x ), Handsome, Attractive, Good looking and Rugged looking White Male. Must have Athletic, Toned Body...and Sexy as hell! Chemistry as well as Mental Stimulation is also a must! ...Plus if you can accommodate..would be good!! Boo hoo..seems every I talk to ..or like they can't accomodate!! WTF!! Please if you contact me wishing to talk..please just talk...2 or 3 hours in between responses is ridiculous and shows a blatant disregard to the other party..and shows you're not really interested! I am Not looking 4 just a quick bunk up or 1 night stand...just 1 person..to regularly bunk up with. Lol x Just wanting 1 Man to Play with me and likewise...every now and then ; ) x .......Sorry no married men, or men with girlfriends allowed! Also if you have no profile picture....You will get no response..Sorry. ... And b4 I forget...No time wasters..I haven't got the time 4 it! . Why oh WHY are there no genuine men out there!? Please NO BULLSHITTERS just wanting fun, to get their kicks or thrills online...but when it comes down to it...YOU can't deliver in person!!!...or you can't...

Im strong,sensual & have LOADS of stamina....because Im a Fitness Instructor. My guys seem to have been a tad younger than me..23 & 22 respectively,with athletic physiques & plenty of gung-ho,but I am looking for someone slightly older,who doesn't just want a one-off experience.
Would like to make more of a connection with someone-chemistry is EVERYTHING!!! The more you get to know someone,the better the sex is...:O))
Im muscular,have 5 small tattoos & a few peircings-ears & belly button. I will try most things,IF Im comfortable with the man Im with,but that takes time & effort-on your part.,so the more we meet,the more will happen.Hoping to do other stuff with my man,other than just "bedroom aerobics",so if you fancy more of a connection,without the strings,I could be for you.
Im normal & fairly straight,so if you have too many kinks,please pass me by.
Also,if you are married or more than 30miles away and can't travel,forget it...
And finally....REALLY like tall guys...5;10" minimum....I wear 6" heels & dont want to tower over you..:O)) Update-as some of you seem to go blind reading one of the lines in my profile,I will put it capital letters..........I DON'T DATE MARRIED MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Bring on the...

Hi, i like going for coffee and long walks in the park, im looking for my life long partner, if you think thats you come and say hello!

Hounslow couple looking for a confident Bull

Please Note. I. AM NOT INTERESTED IN MEN UNDER THE AGE OF 50yrs. Don't contact me you will not get a response and I am even less interested in men showing me their bits.
I am here to meet somebody, get to know them and see what happens. I like the finer things in life. To the men on here that is looking for NSA and want to be accommodated PLEASE do not contact me.
If you are prepared to wine, dine and spoil me then and only then should you make contact. Don't waste my time and yours.

Looking for fun... But you have to wine and dine me first.. A little romance goes a long way .... I may not be your type or vice versa but if you cannot be polite and respectful, please do not contact me. Thank you.

Will write a more detailed profile shortly but am looking for one genuine single respectful man for longterm friendship/sexual relationship. Don't want to see a man who wants to see others as well. Social fun would be great too. Must be a warmth and connection to the friendship. I have alot to give the right man. Do prefer darker haired taller (than my 5 foot 7) men but am not shallow enough to go just on that. Intelligence, humour and empathy are important as are old-fashioned manners and respect. I'm a free spirit and treat people as I would like to be treated. I would love to be wined and dined and treated like an angel, I want a mutual relationship in all sense of the words. I want to feel like a woman again, wanted and needed because it is mutually felt. Not interested in just meeting for sex or one night stands. Not my thing. Cold.
Don't do cam or just dirty chats either. Genuine reason why I am on The Adult Cafe site.

Fun wanted but discretion a must..married men welcome..wine and fun and i can accomodate.xx.If you like BBW's then come say Hi.x

Young grounded girl bisexual and have a bisexual boyfriend we are both very discreet in our fun together or apart and love to have sex as much as possible xx so if anyone wants to play with either of us or both then get in touch , he is 28 x

ok little bit about what im looking for ,looking for someone who i can have some fun with,if the right person comes along possibly long term relationship,not into one night stands also only like tall guys ,so anyone under 6ft please dont message .Would like to try out sub/dom role,so any men looking for a sub your welcome to message me ,anyway think thats enough info for now .SO hope to hear from you soon

well. back again, thought something was going great, then it all blows up in ur face. typical. looking for fun, frolics on a regular basis. but don't tell me that u want more, when u don't..... honesty is the best way to be. any age. race.

I'm 49 but no one believes I am,, most men seem to think I'm quite attractive, I'm divorced and live alone, i have short brown hair, blue eyes, and i am 5 foot 2,, i think im curvy, large chested, i have nice legs i try to work out, and like to look good and dress well,,, looking for a little fun, and chat xx

Don't know what to write really so just ask!!

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