Hi
Im Catherine Im 43 love a laugh and love sex. Im looking for a man to brighten up my life every now and then...nothing to heavy just a little secret life for myself lol.
Im straight down the line normal....love sex and oral etc....nothing kinky or painful.
Intelligent men are a big turn on for me..not geeks though lol.
Like to have a bit chat first see if there is chemistry.
I'm short and fat really lol....not putting myself down by saying that just being truthful....I'm not after wasting anyone's time and disappointing them....so basically don't rock up expecting Elle McPherson and find I'm more Jimmy Krankie!!!!!.....he he xx
I cant accommodate due to having kids....so if you cant accommodate either its a bit of a non starter.....I've tried shagging in my car and believe you me it would bring Harry Houdidi out in a sweat lol.
PS Please dont message me if your over 45 (just my preference) or live miles away from me....if I want sex I don't want to have to travel a hour to get it.....especially if I'm all wet and throbbing....got to be a driving offence there lol xx
PPS.....I always have a car meet first....just a chat and a laugh for a hour or so....nothing sinister lol.....its a nicer less awkward way to meet and see if we find each other fuckable xx
Thanks for reading....anyone not in a coma....apply within lol xx
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