Are you that special someone that wants a passionate one on one relationship? Are you reliable and honest, fun and adventurous (as in up for a laugh and likely to jump in the car to watch the sunset over the sea with a bag of chips)?
Do you prefer sensual to sexual, emotion to porn then maybe you're for me. (Rub my feet and I'll follow you anywhere).
T&Cs - No one married or in a serious relationship please, playing second fiddle and having to be someone's secret just isn't my style. If you want one night stands then I'm not for you. I don't do the long distance thing, I've tried but it just doesn't work for me. No picture, no answer, (I don't talk to todgers either, I mean come on.... really? When you've seen one you've seen them all) and if I could've given birth to you you're too young (oh yes you are). -Please tick to say you've read these!
Lets's be nice to each other, respect costs nothing but is worth so much.
One more thing, I can't wear heels so if that's your thing I'm not for you.
.....oh and I'm a Palace supporter.
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